Of pears and men
Kids are not real famous for their love of fruit or tooth care. If I were particularly bored or cruel I could come up with a new species of fruit made of chocolate that also did root canal surgury. It would be my chocolate pediatric dentist bartlett pear. You might think it is a stretch that someone would come up with something so mildly annoying as the chocolate pediatric dentist bartlett pear, but I just that bored. I have no grudge against children or dentists, fruit or chocolate. I do love the english language and I do so love inane creations involving all four. Indeed the chocolate pediatric dentist bartlett pear, though silly and inconsequential to you, is likely the most productive thing I have thought about in the last fifteen minutes. I used to enjoy dungeons and dragons. Perhaps it is there that I found a puerile sense of enjoyment from creative word and image juxtapositions like pediatric dentist bartlett pear. Or it could be simply financially prudent to find some sense of enjoyment in the four word image vowel and consonant combination that is the chocolate pediatric dentist bartlett pear.
Imagine children being drawn to the pear shaped chocolaty exterior of this pint sized dentist. Standing only 2 feet tall the chocolate pediatric dentist bartlett pear would look enticing until the pediatric dentist bartlett pear launches into exhortations about proper flossing. What a strange twist that by a choclate fixation one would bite into the curved shoulder of the chocolate pediatric dentist bartlett pear only to hear a squawk of pain and feel the jab of a tongue depressor to the ribs. If raised politely the nipper might apologize for assumpting that a cocoa covered fruit midget was incapable of feeling. One can imagine that even a chocolate pediatric dentist bartlett pair has enough sensitivity to feel a chomp on its shoulder. Perhaps this moronic mental construct of mine would be capable of analyzing the tooth marks to instantly determine if braces are in order. As I sigh I realize how harmless syllabic word smorgasbords like the chocolate pediatric dentist bartlett pear really are. The harm is done only to the expectation that with the precious minutes you and I have ventured down this literary alleyway we could have possibly done great things. We could have also done great harm.